1. If somebody says "She saved this country" then I will get my phone, start at them directly in the eyes and do a Barack Obama face like this:
3. If somebody says "The Forklands war was her finest hour" then I will get a fork and throw it at them so it hits them or their friend in the face then they will be in alot of pain then they will hopefully forget about what they were talking about before the fork incident.
4. If somebody says "I will dance on her greave" then I will go to the bar at the pub and buy a pint and a packet of crisps.
5. If someone says "Think of her friends and family" then I will run my hand between my fingers and then get a drink.
So there you have it. Loads of people will be debating and trying to stick up for this women but if everything I heard about her is true then I think it is ok to be happy that she is dead. Sorry if this subject is a bit taboo but I don't give a shit.
Until next time,